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Is it weird being the same age as ‘old people’?
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Here’s your birthday card. You’re welcome
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Happy Birthday To my partner in wine
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Some cards come with money inside. This is not one of them.
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I’m not saying you’re old. But I’m thinking it
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It’s party time! Until about 9pm
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You’re one of a kind. Thank f*ck
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You’re amazing! But if anyone asks, I’ll say you’re an arsehole.
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One minute you’re young, cool and carefree. The next you’re excited about household appliances.
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Always keep a twinkle in your wrinkle :)
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Being friends with you is bad for my liver
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Viagra won’t make you James Bond. But it will make you Roger Moore
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We’ll be friends ‘til we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.
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Being related to me is the only gift you need. (or are getting)
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Our records show that you’re a Kn*bhead. Please confirm if our information is correct
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As far as miserable b*stards go, you’re one of my faves.
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