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You’re not old. But ‘middle aged’ is demanding a recount
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It’s hard to find someone so attractive, loving, sexy, generous, caring and clever. My advise to you is: don’t lose me
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Today is all about you. Selfish b*stard
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I love that you display so many of your flaws
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I saw this card and thought… …f*ck it that’ll do
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You might be a bell-end, but… Nope, sorry… got nothing.
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You’re almost as fabulous as me. By ‘almost’ I mean ‘nowhere near’
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As you get older, you learn not to trust so easily. Especially farts.
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